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| DECEMBER 22, 2006 "THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS" |
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| What do Kuh-WAYN-zaaahhh, dykey Canadian judges, Christmas - oops - "holiday" trees and "conservative" Euro-American Prez. Bush have in common? LISTEN AND FIND OUT. Dirty Denver was hit with a major blizzard, the biggest since 2003. In its infancy, which happened to pack a mean, white wallop, this snowstorm was dubbed by the media, both local and national, as the “Christmas Blizzard of 2006.” Heck, anything occurring within a week of Christmas Day would certainly earn the Christmas brand: “Christmas Heat Wave,” “Christmas Earthquake,” “Christmas Plague,” and the “Christmas Massacre.” Well, you get the idea. After mentally filing “Christmas Blizzard” away for easy retrieval for years to come – you know, something pithy enough to help me recall yet another Christmas celebration – the empty skirts, otherwise known as “news” anchors, reporters and the like, at the behest of their ever-so scumbag, elitist superiors, quickly realized their “mistake” and broad-sided the “Christmas Blizzard of 2006” with the ostensibly tacky “Holiday Blizzard of 2006.” One could almost hear the gasps and shrills amongst these milquetoasty “non-offenders” as they rushed to the altar of diversity to repent of their shame. ‘Tis was truly breathtaking. The abruptness of the switcheroo paralleled that of a bone-chilling screech of a needle swerved to and fro over a vinyl record by a limp-wristed hand. Were the actions of these effeminate gutless-wonders tasteless to say the least? You betcha! But it was sure mighty tolerant of’em, so much in fact that it would’ve made even the most cantankerous atheist ogle in amazement. This two-segment show of Words Are Weapons is dedicated to shafting the girly hypocrites of this intolerant-tolerance – in the media and beyond. But the exaltation and praise goes to the One who is the Joy all creation has known, does know and will forever experience: Jesus Christ. Happy birthday, Jesus. And may all your saints have a very merry and blessed Christmas. As for everyone else, try to muster a little self-respect and quit picking from the crumbs of Christmas and claiming such scraps could even sum-up to half a “holiday.” Pathetic. Enjoy the show!! -Curtis |